What if Yahweh had a money-back guarantee?

The current crisis, however represented by the media curcus gives some very tasty food for thought.

Like the following quote, summing up the Harold Pinter style of the whole absurdity:

…you know things are bad for American Capitalism Inc. when you have the French congratulating the U.S. for nationalizing AIG…

and that was just a while, before the big money gushing started…

Even CNN would just stop on the very N word for american banks, when commenting the equity for money deal, proposed by paulson.

Sheeesh, like it is any use, imagine if God had a stake in this crisis, or bubble or whatever they try to name it.

I guess a lot of spiritual entrepreneurs would have quite a valuable time innovating new products of faith and credos, offering trusts and credits. 🙂 And the ultimate deal-closer: money-back guarantee. After all, this is a great opportunity for short-circuiting any kind of faith AND money still left untouched and unearthed in this burnout.

I just want to see the proto-god of all the elders, Yahweh, settling down such claims and how fast would he have to waiver the claims before all the jews come for their interest 😉

Well, unless the Sumerians got there first, that is.

We are living in interesting times, indeed.

Klein, Fukuyama and Toynbee now seem like a toned down version of our dreams for better times from last night.

Published in: on октомври 20, 2008 at 21:23  Вашият коментар  
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It’s „Costumers only“, stupid.

I really wanted to leave this as a no comment snapshot…

costumers parking sign

… but just couldn’t resist. You know 😉
I have no intention at all to advertise the mentioned bank, nor to blur the image. It is sadly a very good and on the spot definition for the whole mess and word puns in Bulgaria.
The other funny thing is recently I hear some new and non-comforting rumors about the subjects mentioned. I am talking about the connection between this central cooperative bank, the Varna-originated TIM group (read – mob) and the mayor and governors in the city. Usually, people here tend to think that the mafia – TIM, bought out the bank and later down the road – the current mayor of Varna, running second term in office.  But recently and in more private conversations I hear that it might have been the other way around, i.e. the bank bought the TEAM and that the cutesy mayor needs the thugs as much as they need him. Kinda win-win situation looks to me, heh?

One thing is for sure: it is „For Costumers Only“ game.

Published in: on октомври 2, 2007 at 00:57  Вашият коментар  
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